38. Never Been Kissed

June 25, 2017

Ashley and Alex engage in their first ever bi-coastal Garbage Punch to argue the moral gray area of Never Been Kissed. What's wrong? What's OK? What's definitely crossing a line with a student? Oh yeah, remember that Drew Barrymore is pretending to be a student? And her teacher falls in love with her? And David Arquette tries to grand slam a 16 year old gymnast? Roofus.

GP Wrecks: Preacher on AMC and Money $$$

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37. Herbie Fully Loaded

June 18, 2017

Ashley and Alex drown in Traveler's Club Vodka to rehash the car wreck Herbie Fully Loaded. WHAT does this have to do with Memento?! Only time (and listening) will tell. Peak Lindsay Lohan and bicep muscle-y Justin Long steal the show from the horny car. 

 

GP Wreck-o-mends: Younger on TV Land, @sarperduman on IG, and Sense8 on Netflix.

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36. Memento

June 11, 2017

Ashley and Alex delve into Christopher Nolan's confusing art film Memento. You know what makes this movie more confusing? VODKA. And lots of it. Like, too much of it. WHAT IS THE TRUTH?!!1!! Ashley brings down the whole room by comparing this movie to her brain tumor so.... cool.

 

GP Wreck-o-mends: Mochi and Camping.

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35. Troy

June 4, 2017

GARBAGE PUNCH! TAKE IT; IT'S YOURS. Up this week: 2004's Troy starring Brad Pitt, Eric Bana and Orlando Bloom in what is, undoubtedly a movie that was foolishly marketed to straight dudes. Alex and Ashley loved this movie in their tweenaged years and tolerated it enough to watch it again for this podcast.

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34. High School Musical

May 28, 2017

WHAT TEAM? Garbage Punch! 2006's trashiest excuse for a musical is up for discussion in this week's episode. How the hell was Ashley Tisdale the best in this movie and we didn't realize it for 11 years?! Kenny Ortega's choreo game is fire. Will Applebee's sponsor us because we got mucho cocktails to record this? ALSO a new segment about who is the daddiest. 

GP Wreck-o-Mends: Podcast Wiki Wiki What and Cat Stevens Pandora station and Bring Fido App.

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33. Legally Blonde

May 21, 2017

Ashley and Alex discuss Ashley's mom looking like Jennifer Coolidge (again), how the romance of this movie was really eggagerated in their mind, and how THIS ISN'T HOW COURT WORKS. Also on the docket: was Boston a big place to set movies b in the d? Who is John Witherspoon? and Is the phrase baby daddy too simple?

GP Wreck-o-Mends: Despacito by Luis Fonsi feat Justin Bieber and Master of None Season 2.

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32. xXx

May 12, 2017

Ashley and Alex ponder why movies were allowed to be shitty in 2002, if Vin Diesel is a candy-ass who actually showed up to act, and paw print tattoos in their coverage of this terrible extreme sport/action/super spy/racist piece of garbage. Garbage Punch Wreck-o-mends: The Handmaid's Tale on Hulu and Chris Gethard's Career Suicide on HBO. 

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31. The Fate of the Furious (and the Fast & Furious Franchise)

May 7, 2017

This week Alex and Ashley drink Corona to honor la familia, talk about why Alex will never be over Paul Walker, and whether any Fast movie will pass the Bechdel test. 

Also on the docket, is Han hotter than DK? How is there a conversation between a man and a baby that outlasts any two female characters speaking? And is the Rock's character asexual?

GP Wrecks: Guardians of the Galaxy 2 Soundtrack and Philadelphia. 

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30. The Fast and the Furious

April 28, 2017

This week, Alex and Ashley cover 2001's The Fast and the Furious. Up for discussion: Ashley's driver's ed teacher, Alex's crush on Vin Diesel, and why you maybe shouldn't watch Tokyo Drift whilst driving. GP Wrecks: Joe DeStefano Art and Adopting a Dog.

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29. Speed

April 23, 2017

Alex and Ashley go into more detail than the writers of this movie ever could. Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock teach us what NOT to do in case of emergency. GP Wrecks: Egg McMuffin and Hell or High Watermelon.

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