59. Cruel Intentions

November 20, 2017

"Is this movie terrible? What's with all the sexual misconduct? Have YOU spied Ryan Phillipe's instagram??" All will become clear this week on Garbage Punch!
Alex & Ash tackle the SEMINOLE CLASSIC Cruel Intentions- and it is NOT how we remember it!

GP Wrecks: Etsy page- Girls On Tops & Halo Top's "Pancakes & Waffles"

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58. She’s All That

November 13, 2017

The girls are back this week talking all things She's All That!!
Remember that CLASSIC?? Early 90's darling Freddie Prinze Jr? Paul Walker?? USHER??? We have your rundown of all the moments you didn't remember, and of course those you can never forget.

GP Wrecks include TV's Cheers & Free Shit.

 

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57. Varsity Blues

November 7, 2017

"Clear eyes... Full hearts... Can't--" oh, wait.. this ISN'T Friday Night Lights?!
This week Alex and Ashley STRUGGLE through bad Texas accents and blatent sexism to bring you Varsity Blues! A movie about slutty cheerleaders, race relations in the south, concussion protocal in HS football & the secret lives of teacher/strippers... right??

GP Wrecks: Holiday Spice Flat Whites & Hallmark Channel Original Movies

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56. Drive Me Crazy

October 30, 2017

Alex and Ashley cover the SEMINAL CLASSIC 1999's Drive Me Crazy starring Sabrina the Teenage Witch and Vinny Chase. Listen, we love that Adrian Grenier is an environmentalist and intersectional feminist, but YOU CANNOT UNDO ENTOURAGE ADRIAN.

 

GP Wrecks: Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Stranger Things 2 

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55. Center Stage

October 23, 2017

Alex and Ashley take on a personal favorite 2000's Center Stage. Garbage Punch as a duo met in dance class, so this movie means a lot to them. It also is terrible. But that last impossible dance scene is I-C-O-N-I-C.

GP Wrecks Include: TJ Pumpkin Shaped Pasta and Harvest Sauce, Funny Feeling on Headgum Podcast Network, Charcoal Masks and the Classroom Crush Podcast

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54. Dirty Dancing

October 16, 2017

Nobody puts Garbage Punch in a corner.

Alex and Ashley are reunited in the same time zone for an actual seminal classic, Dirty Dancing. Patrick Swayze absolutely dancing straight into our ovaries. We tackle prostitution, the best movie dad ever, and Jennifer Grey's original nose. 

 

GP Wrecks: Olive Garden, @karenyhan on twitter, and gel manicures

Watch Me, Myself & I as always so Alex can keep her job.

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53. Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

October 8, 2017

We podcast three hours a day, so when we meet a pirate, we can kill it. IT'S OUR 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY so we are doing the ULTIMATE Garbage Punch movie: 2003's Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl starring Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, and Keira Knightley.

GP Wrecks: Call my Agent! on Netflix and Rosewater 

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52. Black Hawk Down

October 2, 2017

Hooah! Alex and Ashley cover the Ridley Scott starmaking vehicle Black Hawk Down (2002). Lots of really uncomfortable things happen like Ashley's obsession with Tom Hardy's mouth. But can these ladies make it out alive?

GP Wrecks: Young Sheldon on CBS and American Vandal on Netflix

Watch Me, Myself and I on CBS so Alex can continue having a job, thanks.

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51. Elizabethtown

September 25, 2017

Alex and Ashley discuss the Cameron Crowe flop Elizabethtown. The twink extraordinaire Orlando Bloom is back, baby! And worse than ever. Also, this movie is the reason the phrase manic pixie dream girl was invented so basically f#ck this.

GP Wrecks: Woman by Ralph Lauren and Lumio by Mer Sea Perfume

 

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50. Almost Famous

September 18, 2017

Molly Shannon voice: 50! 50 EPISODES! Alex and Ashley discuss in the big 5-0 a Cameron Crowe masterpiece Almost Famous. This movie gives us baby Kate Hudson, ageless Billy Crudup and somehow very very hot Jason Lee? How did this happen? Join us on tour, band-aids. 

GP Wrecks: Thai Massage and Marina and the Diamond's Elecktra Heart

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