August 14, 2017
Ashley and Alex take on their second most offensive movie, 2000's Whatever it Takes starring pre-Walk to Remember Shane West and pre-trying to slip into those DMs James Franco. Can someone please answer us this question: DOES ANYONE HAVE FULL REIGN OF A HOTEL FLOOR AT PROM?!
GP Wrecks: Sunscreen of any kind and Essie Aruba Blue
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August 7, 2017
Alex and Ashley have some seriously fundamental differences on the 1996 movie That Thing You Do! Which maybe seems ridiculous because it's a fun movie. Tom Hanks writes, directs, stars, and climaxes to himself for discovering wonderful actor and human Tom Everett Scott. Ashley finally gives Steve Zahn some slack, and Alex is still waiting for Guy Patterson to come ask her about the last time she was properly kissed.
GP Wrecks: Coola Suncare and Cold-brewing, Wet Hot American Summer: Ten Years Later, and a third thing Alex wrecked but Ashley can't remember becuause who wrecks three things, Alex?!
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July 31, 2017
Alex and Ashley get BACK IN THE CAGE with 2000's Gone in 60 Seconds starring the strangest man of all time, Nic Cage. They discuss how disgusting it is to watch Angelina Jolie kiss Nic Cage and whether or not Giovanni Ribisi deserves Sam Rockwell's career, and if this movie should be better received.
GP Wrecks: The O.C. and Coconut Flavored Seltzer
July 22, 2017
Alex's pick finally makes it onto Ashley's radar. The movie only one person wanted is Michael Bay's Pearl Harbor! Starring Ben Affleck in his tan/hot years, Josh Hartnett still twinking it up, and the always flawless Kate Beckingsale, Alex and Ashley discuss which Bens Ashley would sleep with and why Michael Bay was legally allowed to make a 3 hour movie.
GP Wrecks: Amazon's The Tick and Netflix's The Keepers
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July 17, 2017
Alex and Ashley talk about K-Mart, Jennifer Garner, and Icees while discussing this 1999 romantic dramedy Forces of Nature starring Ben Affleck and Sandra Bullock. Questions being raised involve the sanctity of marriage, why you should never listen to a Steve Zahn character, and how on Earth entire airports closed because of one minor incident.
GP Wrecks: IKEA and Slime
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July 9, 2017
Alex and Ashley discuss the 80s classic movie Working Girl starring Melanie Griffith (haver of future yawn Dakota Johnson), Sigourney Weaver (haver of Ashley's childhood haircut), and Harrison Ford (haver of our hearts). How much has working changed since the 80s for the ladies? Let's not discuss it with Tess, our main character, who keeps getting into whacky sexual assault scenarios at work.
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GP Wrecks: Amazon and Real Techniques Face & Body Blender
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July 2, 2017
Alex and Ashley go head to head on a controversial pick: 2004's Win a Date with Tad Hamilton! starring Topher Grace, Kate Bosworth, and Josh Duhamel. Did Pete mess up Rosalee's life by confessing his love for her? Should she have chosen Tad and live a lie? Why does Gennifer Goodwin's hair have that weird color streak in it? All valid questions that we're too drunk to remember if we covered.
GP Wreck-o-mends: In-N-Out and Monster Energy Drinks
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June 25, 2017
Ashley and Alex engage in their first ever bi-coastal Garbage Punch to argue the moral gray area of Never Been Kissed. What's wrong? What's OK? What's definitely crossing a line with a student? Oh yeah, remember that Drew Barrymore is pretending to be a student? And her teacher falls in love with her? And David Arquette tries to grand slam a 16 year old gymnast? Roofus.
GP Wrecks: Preacher on AMC and Money $$$
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June 18, 2017
Ashley and Alex drown in Traveler's Club Vodka to rehash the car wreck Herbie Fully Loaded. WHAT does this have to do with Memento?! Only time (and listening) will tell. Peak Lindsay Lohan and bicep muscle-y Justin Long steal the show from the horny car.
GP Wreck-o-mends: Younger on TV Land, @sarperduman on IG, and Sense8 on Netflix.
June 11, 2017
Ashley and Alex delve into Christopher Nolan's confusing art film Memento. You know what makes this movie more confusing? VODKA. And lots of it. Like, too much of it. WHAT IS THE TRUTH?!!1!! Ashley brings down the whole room by comparing this movie to her brain tumor so.... cool.
GP Wreck-o-mends: Mochi and Camping.