September 25, 2017
Alex and Ashley discuss the Cameron Crowe flop Elizabethtown. The twink extraordinaire Orlando Bloom is back, baby! And worse than ever. Also, this movie is the reason the phrase manic pixie dream girl was invented so basically f#ck this.
GP Wrecks: Woman by Ralph Lauren and Lumio by Mer Sea Perfume
September 18, 2017
Molly Shannon voice: 50! 50 EPISODES! Alex and Ashley discuss in the big 5-0 a Cameron Crowe masterpiece Almost Famous. This movie gives us baby Kate Hudson, ageless Billy Crudup and somehow very very hot Jason Lee? How did this happen? Join us on tour, band-aids.
GP Wrecks: Thai Massage and Marina and the Diamond's Elecktra Heart
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September 11, 2017
It's a Twister! It's a Twister! Alex and Ashley literally fight about the validity of the natural disaster movie Twister's scientific discoveries. Bill Paxton (RIP), Helen Hunt, and Phillip Seymour Hoffman (RIP) star in this really capitvating movie about natural disasters. It's actually too relevant to today's events. Maybe climate change is real. IDK who's to say (scientists. scientists are to say).
GP Wrecks: B12 and DIY Arnold Palmers.
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September 4, 2017
Alex is off this week, and in her place a first time repeat guest, Veronica Bassano! Veronica and Ashley talk about how high school cliques were not that big of a deal so maybe don't off your classmates please.
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August 28, 2017
Ashley and Alex try to get a lifeboat off the worst cruise in history. Speed 2 stars NOT Keanu Reeves as Alex and Sandra Bullock back again as Annie. What the writers of Speed supposed was that Annie was a human being and not a joke machine and what the writers of Speed 2 supposed was what if she wasn't?
GR Wrecks: Timeless and The Tick
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August 20, 2017
With great podcast comes great responsibility. This is my gift, my curse, who am I? Tobey Maguire's crying face. Alex and Ashley tackle a true seminal classic, Sam Raimi's Spider-man (2002). And things get hot regarding a certain lunchroom scene. We ponder why Mary-Jane was used like an object instead of a person. The real hero in this movie is ironically the villian, Willem Dafoe.
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GP Wrecks: Daily Harvest and @artthehate on IG
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August 14, 2017
Ashley and Alex take on their second most offensive movie, 2000's Whatever it Takes starring pre-Walk to Remember Shane West and pre-trying to slip into those DMs James Franco. Can someone please answer us this question: DOES ANYONE HAVE FULL REIGN OF A HOTEL FLOOR AT PROM?!
GP Wrecks: Sunscreen of any kind and Essie Aruba Blue
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August 7, 2017
Alex and Ashley have some seriously fundamental differences on the 1996 movie That Thing You Do! Which maybe seems ridiculous because it's a fun movie. Tom Hanks writes, directs, stars, and climaxes to himself for discovering wonderful actor and human Tom Everett Scott. Ashley finally gives Steve Zahn some slack, and Alex is still waiting for Guy Patterson to come ask her about the last time she was properly kissed.
GP Wrecks: Coola Suncare and Cold-brewing, Wet Hot American Summer: Ten Years Later, and a third thing Alex wrecked but Ashley can't remember becuause who wrecks three things, Alex?!
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July 31, 2017
Alex and Ashley get BACK IN THE CAGE with 2000's Gone in 60 Seconds starring the strangest man of all time, Nic Cage. They discuss how disgusting it is to watch Angelina Jolie kiss Nic Cage and whether or not Giovanni Ribisi deserves Sam Rockwell's career, and if this movie should be better received.
GP Wrecks: The O.C. and Coconut Flavored Seltzer
July 22, 2017
Alex's pick finally makes it onto Ashley's radar. The movie only one person wanted is Michael Bay's Pearl Harbor! Starring Ben Affleck in his tan/hot years, Josh Hartnett still twinking it up, and the always flawless Kate Beckingsale, Alex and Ashley discuss which Bens Ashley would sleep with and why Michael Bay was legally allowed to make a 3 hour movie.
GP Wrecks: Amazon's The Tick and Netflix's The Keepers
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